when people that offended you want you to do them a favor
Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead
algebra is like a 4n language to me
people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted
- Me trying to express how I feel: Idk I just feel like...idk...idk man. Nvm I'm good.
"the test is today"
NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS
I have to say the Kim k app was an amazing business idea and I feel like it has already done wonders for her brand. Now I see pictures of Kim kardashian and I think “that’s my extremely generous friend Kim she really got my modeling career off the ground”
I left my jacket in my friends truck and when I got it back this was left in the pocket.
You are so beautiful
I wish I could spend
every minute with you
and I miss you every
minute that I’m not
I could spend years
telling you all the
things I like about
So I’m just gonna
say in our solar
system there’s 9
planets, 204 countries,
809 islands, 7 seas,
and I have had
the privilege to meet
You to me are
1 in 7 billion and
theres no one else
Id rather spend time with than you
I’m really sorry for
all the stuff that’s
Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u
me as a lawyer: kk that was rude .