"How are your grades?"
"What are you majoring in?"
"Have you got a girlfriend?"
"What do you want to do when you graduate?"
#’hermione just stole all our shit’ is basically the entire harry potter series from a teachers perspective
what a beautiful day to not be in high school
A woman’s heart should be so hidden in God that a man has to seek Him just to find her.
- baby: m....m...m
- mom: mama? ma? mommy?
- baby: m...m...
- baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT
When you bullshit an essay and manage to get a good grade.
when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time
when the back of my neck gets tickled
when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u